"And then the monsters get caught by the net!" five-year-old Cameron exclaims. "But don't be scared, PE teacher, they aren't real monsters." His daily topic of discussion: Scooby Doo. During lunch, class or while just passing in the hall, wide-eyed Cameron loves to reveal the latest happens of his favorite mystery-solving, crime-fighting team. After months of story telling, he finally asked, "PE teacher, have you ever seen Scooby Doo?" He huffs with disappointment after I shamefully admit I've yet to witness the sheer awesomeness of Scooby Doo. "Ok," he says frankly. "This is what you're going to do." And with one long inhale, he states, "You'll go this way (pointing south) and take a left until you see Edison Street. Go to the house with the red door. You'll knock on the door. I'll answer and say 'Hey, it's PE teacher!' then we'll watch the show." I love that when he said, "Hey, it's PE teacher!", he threw his hands in the air like he was pleasantly surprised by my unannounced visit.
In between my 8-9 PE classes every day, I help the kindergarten classes in the lunch room. While kneeling to tie a child's shoe, I feel a little tap on my shoulder. I turn to see Sumaine, his brow furrowed with concern no five year old should understand. "PE teacher, why are you so happy?" I slightly giggle and respond, "Because you guys are so awesome." He continues to look solemnly into my eyes, then with a nod of his head, he goes on his way. The next day, he approaches me again. Again with a concerned look, he delivers the diagnosis. "If you keep smiling so much, your face is going to freeze." "Uh Oh!" I gasp. "Should I be more mean?" "No! No! No!" he cries. "I just don't want your face to freeze."
I was leading the preschoolers through their weekly yoga break. When I introduced the newest pose I would be adding to their repertoire called the "warrior", Duncan's eyes lit up with excitement. "I know this one! I know this one!" he yelled. "It's from Helaman. Helaman has the warriors." It took me a second to realize what he was talking about (I have many students with Book of Mormon/Bible names), but I burst into laughter when I realized he was referencing the 2,000 stripling warriors. Obviously someone paid attention in Primary.